Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

It's funny because every other person who has crashed in the water , the teams are all mad "oh we had a disqualification" , jamie walks back and everyones like "oh it's ok we like you anyway". - Dan about Jamie falling off her bike on the Inferno 2

RW: Back to New York

Coral: Rachel, I think you're being a big baby.

Rachel: Well, sometimes I think you're just a big bully.

The way both of them said this cracked me up so much.

Battle of the Seasons 1 finale

Coral: Now this whole week, I was looking for somebody to split my little money with and Holly was like "Nah, I ain't spending no money. I'm not splitting no money, I want ALL the money to myself!" and "I don't think I'm gonna spend that money." pshhh, I'M TAKING HOME 50 G'S! (dances and waves her fingers) YOU SHOULDA SPLIT IT WITH ME! Hahaha"

Coral's cracking me up right now! I love how she got the most money while everyone in the finals but Holly received money lmaoooo karma

The Island Reunion

I don't think I'd do another challenge... These aren't my type of people. - Queen Kellyanne

The Island Reunion

I don't think I'd do another challenge... These aren't my type of people. - Queen Kellyanne

HAHAH Love her

Battle of the Seasons 1 finale

Coral: Now this whole week, I was looking for somebody to split my little money with and Holly was like "Nah, I ain't spending no money. I'm not splitting no money, I want ALL the money to myself!" and "I don't think I'm gonna spend that money." pshhh, I'M TAKING HOME 50 G'S! (dances and waves her fingers) YOU SHOULDA SPLIT IT WITH ME! Hahaha"

Coral's cracking me up right now! I love how she got the most money while everyone in the finals but Holly received money lmaoooo karma

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best quote ever

RW: Ex-Plosion

Ashley talking to Jenny about Jamie: She doesn't have a guy in her life. That's why she's so ****** up. CAUSE SHE'S SINGLE AND WILL NEVER HAVE A BOYFRIEND. CAUSE SHE TATTOOED HER WHOLE BODY FROM NECK TO ANKLE AND WILL NEVER HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 

I crack up when she raises her voice LMAO Ashley saying that she and her family would sell Jamie's family makes me wish both of them were on Bloodlines. 

RW: Sydney 

Parisa vs. Trisha

Trisha (on the phone): I have never, in my entire life, said I hated someone. And as a Christian, I never wanted to have hate for someone in my heart. I have more hate for that girl that ANYONE in the entire world. 

Parisa (to KellyAnne): Keep me away from her. Keep me away from her or stand in the middle. 

KellyAnne: What did they (the producers) say?

Parisa: They said go out in front right now and I said tell me that there will either be A.) repercussions for her putting her hands on me or that I go in there and ******* push her off the chair right now and ******* MAUL her. I WILL RIP HER ******* FACE OFF.

Their rivalry was everything lmaoooo Parisa meant business <3 I really think she could've whooped Trisha's *** if she wanted to. 

RW: Sydney

Isaac's hatred towards Trisha is hilarious LMAO 

Isaac's convo with KellyAnne and Parisa

KellyAnne: You didn't like Trisha?

Isaac: Hell no I didn't like Trisha. Nobody liked Trisha. 

Parisa: That's why everybody's mad at me now because I sent her home. Nobody likes me.

Isaac: Well, I like you. 

Isaac's convo w/ Parisa

Isaac: Nobody liked Trisha. 

Parisa: Dunbar was like "I am not hating on your decision." hahaha

Isaac: I know Dunbar was happy. I know Cohutta was happy too and I know KellyAnne was happy too but she just wanted to have an activity to do so she got pissed. 

Isaac's convo w/ Ashli

Isaac: Ashli, I heard you were upset that Trisha left. If I had the power to send someone home, Trisha woulda been gone.

Ashli: No! 

Isaac: HELL YEAH!

Ashli: Why?

Isaac: Because Trisha sucks.

Ashli: You're such a liar.

Isaac: What's good about Trisha? Name one good thing about her.

Ashli: She's fun to party with.

Isaac: No she's not. I've partied with her. She's not fun to party with. She's not nice. She doesn't care about anybody else. She attracts sharks. You don't like Trisha either, don't lie. You're just saying that. 

Ashli: I did like Trisha.

Isaac: Alright, what's her good quality trait about her personality?

Ashli: She's fun.

Isaac: She's fun to party with? That's all you got? That's what you're sticking with? Well, we'll leave it at that. Trisha was fun to party with.

Wish Isaac and Trisha were on Rivals 3 LOL

"She just wanted an activity to do" LMAOOOO I miss Isaac! Where were his one liners on Free Agents?!

"She just wanted an activity to do" LMAOOOO I miss Isaac! Where were his one liners on Free Agents?!

Right! He was hilarious on Sydney and Duel 2. Him skinny dipping in the fish tank is one of the funniest RW moments ever. I wish they showed more of his friendship with Jonna on Free Agents because they were really close and they should have shown more of the LaToya and Brandon show with Sometimes Isaac lol 

Real World St. Thomas

Swift: "YO, who's going around tryin to tell people that I'm gay!?"

Laura: "I haven't said anything, I was talking to a Chinese man!"

Powerful case there, Laura lol

Bloodlines 

After Bananas and Vince get sent home 

Cory: I think we know what this represents, Mitch. Here, I'm gonna give it to you to do the honors. (gives Mitch a banana) Go ahead, give them a nice little toss. Let them know, cousin!

Mitch (throws the banana out of the balcony): DEUCES! SEEYA! Have fun on the plane back to America.  

Veronica on Challenge 2000 right after she bungie jumed on the first episode.

"Orgasmic!"

Bloodlines After Bananas and Vince get sent home Cory: I think we know what this represents, Mitch. Here, I'm gonna give it to you to do the honors. (gives Mitch a banana) Go ahead, give them a nice little toss. Let them know, cousin!Mitch (throws the banana out of the balcony): DEUCES! SEEYA! Have fun on the plane back to America.  

NGL. This went waaaaayyyyyy over my head until reading it just now. OMG BRUH

Rewatching Gauntlet 2 and Timmy drops this gem: "It clearly would be an unfair advatnage for one team to see the other team perform so this gives TJ the chance to use the word, 'sequestered'" 

lol Timmy's the man

Rewatching Gauntlet 2 and Timmy drops this gem: "It clearly would be an unfair advatnage for one team to see the other team perform so this gives TJ the chance to use the word, 'sequestered'" lol Timmy's the man

Yeah, I rewatched that recently too and Timmy just kills everything with his one-liners

The Inferno

Coral (interview): Many, many people have said that I am intimidating. I mean I say what I wanna say. People may not like that. I mean.....sorry? Big deal. 

Coral (shows everyone Julie's shoes): WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL is she thinking continuing to put this on? 

"Who's shoes are those?"

Coral: JULIE! 

Coral (interview): I've been nothing but nice to everyone....except Julie. 

Coral: Dude, what the hellllll? These look like they are going to be sold for parts. 

Veronica (cracking up): I'm soooo glad you're my friend. (starts holding hands with Coral)

Christena (to Coral and Veronica): I can't be around you guys at all ever again. I'm out. I'll turn into the devil.

Coral (interview): Do I wanna see Julie's big ugly face every day? NO, I'd rather not.

lmaoooooo this whole scene has me cracking up. Veronica and Coral's hatred towards Julie is priceless. And you could tell that Christena felt so bad after cracking up LOL what she said to Veronica and Coral was hilarious. It's like Christena was the good girl in high school hanging out with the two hilarious popular mean girls hahaha the girls were everything in the golden era. 

Drunk Jenn fighting with mandi

"You chicken headed horse headed *****. That's right you Tori spelling reject! "

My favorite quote from Jenn is

"Bring it you ******* Mandi *** *****" 

test

Ashley M. - "Let's see what the house does without Ashley here." (Via trailer clip edit) Jenny - "Leave! We'll vote chu out tomorrow *****."

Jenny-"Hay Hay Hay Hay Don't forget to shake your *** with it, I wanna see yor ******." (Shaking Titties Song)

Leroy to Naomi on exes 

"I can't beweave you wore extensions during s challenge"

"I promise my family will buy and sell her family" 

-Queen Ashley Mitchell

"You're 7'13'' and you just got your *** beat by the same dude chasing your ex girlfriend? You can not be happy".

"The fish put in more effort than JD did in the horse challenge, I'm just saying".

"Zach and Frank, I don't know what motivation speaking cl***es they went to, but they need to get their money back".

-  Devyn Simone

"I promise my family will buy and sell her family" -Queen Ashley Mitchell

"You're 7'13'' and you just got your *** beat by the same dude chasing your ex girlfriend? You can not be happy"."The fish put in more effort than JD did in the horse challenge, I'm just saying"."Zach and Frank, I don't know what motivation speaking cl***es they went to, but they need to get their money back".-  Devyn Simone

Love her❤️

"You're 7'13'' and you just got your *** beat by the same dude chasing your ex girlfriend? You can not be happy"."The fish put in more effort than JD did in the horse challenge, I'm just saying"."Zach and Frank, I don't know what motivation speaking cl***es they went to, but they need to get their money back".-  Devyn Simone

******* LOVE

"And that's what we said right there! -goes crazy and hits table and slams vase/basket and breaks glass- WHAT THE **** YOU JUST CONTRADICTED YOURSELF!" -JD Ordenez, RW Brooklyn

"I can't wait until you go home you little...***...*****." - Camila

"You wanna know why your *** ripped? Cus it's weak, cus it's weak." -Ashley Mitchell (Rivals III) *****