Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

It really sucks how Theresa is retired now because she was at her most entertaining on Battle of the Exes II. I can't imagine what the show would've been like if her and Wes weren't on. That season in general had so many epic rivalries such as Averey/Nany, Bananas/Wes, Jordan/Nia, Nany/Nia and Nany/Theresa. 

Battle of the Exes II would've been a perfect season for me if we got to see Bananas/Nany vs. Wes/Theresa in the dome. My money would've been on Wes/Theresa. 

Just when I was starting to like Ms. Fail too smh up until Exes 2 I thought she was a pointless castmember & the way she let Laurel do her at the Free Agents reunion was pathetic (also inspired her nickname lol) but she redeemed herself for all of it on Exes 2. Nany looked so stupid saying ANYTHING at the aftershow & reunion knowing Theresa kicked her ***.

I think Exes 2 was Theresa's best showing. Until that show I also thought she was useless(well scratch that..i thought she brought something to the season before but that's it) but she definitely delivered on that challenge.

It really sucks how Theresa is retired now because she was at her most entertaining on Battle of the Exes II. I can't imagine what the show would've been like if her and Wes weren't on. That season in general had so many epic rivalries such as Averey/Nany, Bananas/Wes, Jordan/Nia, Nany/Nia and Nany/Theresa. 

Battle of the Exes II would've been a perfect season for me if we got to see Bananas/Nany vs. Wes/Theresa in the dome. My money would've been on Wes/Theresa. 

Just when I w***tarting to like Ms. Fail too smh up until Exes 2 I thought she was a pointless castmember & the way she let Laurel do her at the Free Agents reunion was pathetic (also inspired her nickname lol) but she redeemed herself for all of it on Exes 2. Nany looked so stupid saying ANYTHING at the aftershow & reunion knowing Theresa kicked her ***.

Laurel is honestly pathetic herself cause when Jenn said that she was going to punch her in the face on the Rivals reunion, Laurel did nothing. But when Theresa said it on the Free Agents reunion, Laurel steps up, acts like a bad *** and gets all up in Theresa's face. She was clearly afraid of Jenn (which I don't understand why cause Jenn's a punk too *****) but had the balls to step up to Theresa. 

She w***cared because Jenn is insane and wouldn't hesitate to punch her or even attack her outside the show with a weapon or something. Jenn isn't a fake tough.girl like Nany Jenn grew up in a bad neighborhood she knows how to fight.

Just because Jenn grew up in a bad neighborhood, that doesn't mean she knows how to fight. I can see a lot of these girls taking her in a real physical fight tbh.

Just because Jenn grew up in a bad neighborhood, that doesn't mean she knows how to fight. I can see a lot of these girls taking her in a real physical fight tbh.

The point was...most girls will back down when Laurel confronts them...Jenn sure as hell wouldn't even if she would lose.  With Jenn you have to be prepared to fight--while most people will cower

Just because Jenn grew up in a bad neighborhood, that doesn't mean she knows how to fight. I can see a lot of these girls taking her in a real physical fight tbh.

The point was...most girls will back down when Laurel confronts them...Jenn sure as hell wouldn't even if she would lose.  With Jenn you have to be prepared to fight--while most people will cower

Yet Anessa punked that ***** out on the duel 2. LOL.. Jenn wouldn't dare! She didn't even call her out to go into the duel with her.

Just because Jenn grew up in a bad neighborhood, that doesn't mean she knows how to fight. I can see a lot of these girls taking her in a real physical fight tbh.

The point was...most girls will back down when Laurel confronts them...Jenn sure as hell wouldn't even if she would lose.  With Jenn you have to be prepared to fight--while most people will cower

Yet Anessa punked that ***** out on the duel 2. LOL.. Jenn wouldn't dare! She didn't even call her out to go into the duel with her.

Ummm...Jenn confronted Aneesa...neither was going to throw a punch there

Just because Jenn grew up in a bad neighborhood, that doesn't mean she knows how to fight. I can see a lot of these girls taking her in a real physical fight tbh.

The point was...most girls will back down when Laurel confronts them...Jenn sure as hell wouldn't even if she would lose.  With Jenn you have to be prepared to fight--while most people will cower

Yet Anessa punked that ***** out on the duel 2. LOL.. Jenn wouldn't dare! She didn't even call her out to go into the duel with her.

Ummm...Jenn confronted Aneesa...neither was going to throw a punch there

Anessa was waiting for Jenn to call her into the duel but she didn't. She ended up choosing Diem and still ended up losing.

Just because Jenn grew up in a bad neighborhood, that doesn't mean she knows how to fight. I can see a lot of these girls taking her in a real physical fight tbh.

The point was...most girls will back down when Laurel confronts them...Jenn sure as hell wouldn't even if she would lose.  With Jenn you have to be prepared to fight--while most people will cower

Yet Anessa punked that ***** out on the duel 2. LOL.. Jenn wouldn't dare! She didn't even call her out to go into the duel with her.

Ummm...Jenn confronted Aneesa...neither was going to throw a punch there

Anessa was waiting for Jenn to call her into the duel but she didn't. She ended up choosing Diem and still ended up losing.

Why the **** would Jenn call out Aneesa?  She's not ******* stupid.  Jenn doesn't play emotionally--she made a strategical decision..smh

I love how Nany tried to kick Theresa after X-Battle. Like, ***** why is you mad? You salty because she beat you? LOL..

really?? lol the only thing i remember is Leroy grabbing Theresa and pulling her away after theresa was saying ,"Yay!!! Yeah!!"

The Gauntlet 3 Reunion

After Coral watches a clip of Casey talking smack about her 

Coral (shows cleavage): I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC about this! And I don't see any fat on my ***. Where is Casey today?! Is she HIDING?

Coral made The Gauntlet 3 reunion awesome haha we all know Casey wouldn't have said anything to Coral's face. 

Coral on the Brooke/Evelyn romance

Coral: Yeah, that shit was ***********' FAKE! 

LMAO

The Gauntlet 3 Reunion

After Coral watches a clip of Casey talking smack about her 

Coral (shows cleavage): I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC about this! And I don't see any fat on my ***. Where is Casey today?! Is she HIDING?

Coral made The Gauntlet 3 reunion awesome haha we all know Casey wouldn't have said anything to Coral's face. 

Coral on the Brooke/Evelyn romance

Coral: Yeah, that shit was ***********' FAKE! 

LMAO

This show has been sorely missing her & Katie's presence...

The Real World: San Diego

Robin comes back to the house from jail

Robin: I just feel bad for my mom. I don't wanna embarrass her because it embarrasses me.

Brad: Too late for that! (starts laughing)

Robin starts crying

Brad: Aw damn Robin, it's all good.

Jacquese: It happens man. Getting locked up is apart of.....well it ain't apart of life but....(starts laughing) you know what I'm saying?

Robin starts laughing/crying while giving Jacquese a WTF face LMAO

Jacquese: You're laughing, see man! Was this your first time?

Robin nods

Jacquese: Oh man! That's always the scariest cause you don't know what's going on.

Brad: The next time you go, I guarantee it'll be funny!

The Real World: San Diego

Robin comes back to the house from jail

Robin: I just feel bad for my mom. I don't wanna embarrass her because it embarrasses me.

Brad: Too late for that! (starts laughing)

Robin starts crying

Brad: Aw damn Robin, it's all good.

Jacquese: It happens man. Getting locked up is apart of.....well it ain't apart of life but....(starts laughing) you know what I'm saying?

Robin starts laughing/crying while giving Jacquese a WTF face LMAO

Jacquese: You're laughing, see man! Was this your first time?

Robin nods

Jacquese: Oh man! That's always the scariest cause you don't know what's going on.

Brad: The next time you go, I guarantee it'll be funny!

Loved that episode and that season!

Brad is such a goofball.

Free Agents

"Alright, well ugh...(clears throat) Can't take everybody to the top.  Out of all the girls I see on the block, Jess is the one that I would definitely not want on my team the most.  My vote is for Jess."

- CT

Free Agents

"Alright, well ugh...(clears throat) Can't take everybody to the top.  Out of all the girls I see on the block, Jess is the one that I would definitely not want on my team the most.  My vote is for Jess."

- CT

I hated him for that tbh!! Jessica was not as bad as he made her out to be. Definitely better then Devyn!

Free Agents finale

Nany:  "I don't think Laurel respects me as a competitor and I want to prove to her that you should be threatened by me."

LOL is this girl serious?  Her way of proving how threatening of a competitor she is, is by wanting to quit on an exercise bike.

Free Agents finale

Nany:  "I don't think Laurel respects me as a competitor and I want to prove to her that you should be threatened by me."

LOL is this girl serious?  Her way of proving how threatening of a competitor she is, is by wanting to quit on an exercise bike.

I'm shleeeeeppp

Free Agents finale

Nany:  "I don't think Laurel respects me as a competitor and I want to prove to her that you should be threatened by me."

LOL is this girl serious?  Her way of proving how threatening of a competitor she is, is by wanting to quit on an exercise bike.

Free Agents, Episode 2

Nany: I'm gonna choose Jess over Emilee because I don't want Dustin to be with some ****.

Free Agents, Episode 2

Nany: I'm gonna choose Jess over Emilee because I don't want Dustin to be with some ****.

Welp

Nia cracks me up in her Exes II confessionals when she goes off on Bananas and Nany

"Unlike everyone else in the house, I'm not going to eat Bananas *************."

"Everything that Theresa said is the truth, that you're a dirty, disgusting *** guzzling **** but girls like you enjoy being that way. Obviously, I ****** your *** up in my elimination round and you will always know that."

Nia cracks me up in her Exes II confessionals when she goes off on Bananas and Nany

"Unlike everyone else in the house, I'm not going to eat Bananas *************."

"Everything that Theresa said is the truth, that you're a dirty, disgusting *** guzzling **** but girls like you enjoy being that way. Obviously, I ****** your *** up in my elimination round and you will always know that."

Nia gave me life when she went off on them!! That's when I knew that I ******* loved her. Plus her throwing around the word "SCRUB" got me into listening to the iconic song No Scrubs by TLC again <3

Nia cracks me up in her Exes II confessionals when she goes off on Bananas and Nany

"Unlike everyone else in the house, I'm not going to eat Bananas *************."

"Everything that Theresa said is the truth, that you're a dirty, disgusting *** guzzling **** but girls like you enjoy being that way. Obviously, I ****** your *** up in my elimination round and you will always know that."

This line will always get to me.

QUEEN NIA WILL BE REINCARNATED NEXT SEASON DO NOT SLEEP ON HER!

Battle of the Exes 2

TJ:  "What is the square root of 9?

Theresa:  "What is 3."

TJ:  "Ok, this isn't jeopardy, but I'll take 3."

BOTE2 STSHS
Theresa: I'm sure there are crabs in the house but I'm not talking about the animal.

BOTE2 STSHS Theresa: I'm sure there are crabs in the house but I'm not talking about the animal.

I LOVE HER

Jemmye on that pathetic elimination "He said, She Said" on Exes2

Jemmye: "Somehow, Adam digs deep. He finds the courage to eat these seven mini brownies in three whole minutes, and I realize we have a freakin' competiton going on."

Jemmye on that pathetic elimination "He said, She Said" on Exes2

Jemmye: "Somehow, Adam digs deep. He finds the courage to eat these seven mini brownies in three whole minutes, and I realize we have a freakin' competiton going on."

Jemmye was hilarious. It's a shame she left early on Exes II because her one-liners were funny as hell. I love when she was like "Model problems" when Jenna couldn't eat peanut butter. 

Battle of the Exes II

Nany and Theresa are about to face off in X-Battle

Leroy: Break that ******* arm!

Nany: SHE'S NOT BREAKING SHIT, THAT'S FOR SURE!

Then Theresa wins *****

Battle of the Exes II

Nany and Theresa are about to face off in X-Battle

Leroy: Break that ******* arm!

Nany: SHE'S NOT BREAKING SHIT, THAT'S FOR SURE!

Then Theresa wins *****