Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

Dartagnan;16620 wrote:
On the Challenges they have some of the funniest things I have ever heard. "I don't care how strong you are, or how much you can bench press, or this big rumor about you having a *****"- Coral That is just one of the copious amounts of funny Coral quotes. What are some of your favorite quotes?

LOL I loved that Coral always has something memorable to say. Right now I can't think of really any quotes. The only one I can think of right now is in the extra scenes from G3 when Katie went "I'm crazy...hey america..I'm f'ing nuts..."

goldenwarrior63;16626 wrote:
LOL I loved that Coral always has something memorable to say. Right now I can't think of really any quotes. The only one I can think of right now is in the extra scenes from G3 when Katie went "I'm crazy...hey america..I'm f'ing nuts..."

I have to agree Coral is one of the funniest people ever. I found this and it reminded me of good times. Another great quote from Coral was, "I don't even think Brooke knows what day it is, let alone how to run and get those balls."

HAHA Oh man that was an historic moment for sure I love it! Katie and Coral always seem to just spit out verbal gold all the time. And that is true like Brooke was talking about how pumped she was for the Gauntlet then.."Honey your helmet is on backwards..."

goldenwarrior63;16630 wrote:
HAHA Oh man that was an historic moment for sure I love it! Katie and Coral always seem to just spit out verbal gold all the time. And that is true like Brooke was talking about how pumped she was for the Gauntlet then.."Honey your helmet is on backwards..."

Honestly, without Coral, Katie, Beth, or Veronica, or Tonya these Challenges to me would have never been as good as they were. Brooke putting on the helmet backwards was classic. Speaking of Brooke: Johanna:"No you suck!" Brooke:"She's a bit**, Johanna is just a bit**."

EV: "Today, that was intended for Coral and she ran off and made Casey take the fall for her. Coral that's what your going to be remembered for. That's your legacy. Your a quitter and you f'ed your team over. Congratulations!" Brooke:"She's a bit**, Johanna is just a bit**." I thought this quote from Coral was funny Coral "I don't wanna go against Beth. She's got a good 50 pounds on me, not to mention 50 years. I am not trying to f'ing get pushed into a wall by my grandma on f'ing steroids"

Yeah that was funny as well. "Everytime we put him in, he just pops back up again, french kisses jillian, and goes back to the house."-Coral talking about Frank. So true. Or MJ-"And I have a five and a half month year old baby..."

Queen Coral- "i Don't Wrestle..i ***king Beat******* Up!" (about Julie) Lol Check My Swagg!!!

Here is some from G3: Coral: "Just think, we'll lift you in the air and everything!" Tyler: "She seemingly woke up and was like 'you know what? I'm a ****!'" Katie: "I just scream and yell and act like I'm participating." Katie: "I know your doing this to me on purpose you %^@#%#% *^%@&^#%^!!!!" Frank: "The *** are you talking about? Our team is terrible. We got Tori who is probably a traitor. Rachel is a HORRIBLE Competitor and a HORRIBLE Athlete. Me and Nehemiah are well-rounded, we're good. Jillian is great and Johanna is ok. But overall our team is terrible."

David talking about Jodi - from the Gaunlet 2: "She's about to steamroll the hole cast.......that girl is hoooorrrrrrnnnaaaaaaaayyyyyyy"

Challenge Fan;16790 wrote:
David talking about Jodi - from the Gaunlet 2: "She's about to steamroll the hole cast.......that girl is hoooorrrrrrnnnaaaaaaaayyyyyyy"

Yeah that was hilarious. Also from the Gauntlet 2: "Damn Ibis you're a monster."- Someone shouting to Ibis eating Roti, and then they close up and she has like 5 pounds of food in her mouth.

Johnny shouting to Tyler - from the Gauntlet 3: "Get'em girlfriend"

Challenge Fan;16790 wrote:
David talking about Jodi - from the Gaunlet 2: "She's about to steamroll the hole cast.......that girl is hoooorrrrrrnnnaaaaaaaayyyyyyy"

Haha And she just about did that too or at least she tried very hard to.

Right after that she and Adam went into the bathroom. LAter on in the show she hooked up with Alton. Hell, who knows who else she hooked up with. "Frank and Jillian were just voted on the Internet the most boring couple ever..Congratulations!"-Tyler That had me rolling. I have to admit I do not like him but he says some funny stuff.

BOTS2 (Ayanna) - "I slept in my uniform last night cuz I wanted to win today!!!!"

BlackChild;16851 wrote:
BOTS2 (Ayanna) - "I slept in my uniform last night cuz I wanted to win today!!!!"

That one was freaking hilarious to me :)

Theo on Fresh Meat: "Who are these kids? It's not like I come to their job and try to like outdo them, you know you don't see me showing up at starbucks trying to out latte one of these kids"

ghnstry;16874 wrote:
Theo on Fresh Meat: "Who are these kids? It's not like I come to their job and try to like outdo them, you know you don't see me showing up at starbucks trying to out latte one of these kids"

That was a funny one. Also on Fresh Meat (or the duel, i cant remember) Kenny: "I can't believe I broke my nose, I'm the best looking guy here." Then Wes came back and said "We are competing for $150,000, and Kenny's worried that he no longer looks pretty." - Something like that.

Yeah it was on Fresh Meat, indeed it was pretty funny. And what's with you having my name?

Lol. I thought that was you Challenge Fan (junior member). :)

Challenge_Fan;16919 wrote:
And what's with you having my name?

You used an underscore, he did not. Filter didn't catch it. Added a "2" to the end of his...but if either of you wants a new name just send me a PM. :D

Hey u guys i have a good one Aneesa yelling at Cara on Gauntlet 2. Suck my **** bit$% !!! that was classic too, and funny too when timmy was behind Aneesa imitating her !!! lmao

Challenge_Fan;16919 wrote:
Yeah it was on Fresh Meat, indeed it was pretty funny. And what's with you having my name?

I'm sorry man, I meant no disrespect by it. I had no idea that name was taken, or else I wouldn't of used it.

Challenge_Fan2;16916 wrote:
That was a funny one. Also on Fresh Meat (or the duel, i cant remember) Kenny: "I can't believe I broke my nose, I'm the best looking guy here." Then Wes came back and said "We are competing for $150,000, and Kenny's worried that he no longer looks pretty." - Something like that.

Yeah, that was during that obstacle course mission on Fresh Meat Here's one from Beth (Duel) "I've got the whole plan down to a science. We've got a 50/50 chance of one of us winning and hopefully tomorrow, we'll be the popular girls. ee hee hee hee hee hee" Julie (Gauntlet 2) during the gauntlet between Alton & Danny (RR X-treme): "It's just embarrasing really is what it is. The first charge, bless his heart, Danny tries, but Alton like taps him on the back and he goes flying 20 feet and it lasts I think about 2.5 nanoseconds"

oh i know, it's fine. lol, at first i thought my profile was hacked into or something

Challenge_Fan2;16933 wrote:
I'm sorry man, I meant no disrespect by it. I had no idea that name was taken, or else I wouldn't of used it.

Oh, I know, it's fine. lol, at first I thought I had been hacked or somethig Sorry for posting the message twice, I have no idea how to work this thing

"If they lose, he can crawl into my bed, and if we lose...I can crawl into his bed! I've got it all figured out here!"-Beth. At times she is hilarious.

Challenge_Fan2;16933 wrote:
I'm sorry man, I meant no disrespect by it. I had no idea that name was taken, or else I wouldn't of used it.

PM me and we will get you a new name. ;)

Julie (Gauntlet 2) during the gauntlet between Alton & Danny (RR X-treme): "It's just embarrasing really is what it is. The first charge, bless his heart, Danny tries, but Alton like taps him on the back and he goes flying 20 feet and it lasts I think about 2.5 nanoseconds"

GOTTA LOVE JULIE !!! she is one of my faves !!!

Julie is also one of my favorite castmembers, but apparently she did some shady business about Melissa. Kinda sucks. "Did you consider any other activities?" "Yeah we actually considered taking up horseback riding." That was the Rehab Counselor talking to Brianna about what they should do for Joey. I thought it was hilarious. I couldn't make out if it was serious or a joke.

In the Duel, when CT is talking about Beth and Nehemiah having spent the night together, and he says "Tenderize that meat a little". It's hilarious!