Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

Ms. Dynasty;67826 wrote:
Another quote from BOTS1 was during the ice block challenge..I can't remember who said it but 2 guys were tugging on the middle man and the middle man says "Now all of my wildest fantasies are fulfilled" >_< ha!

That was Shane, Eric Nies looked hilarious on that ice. He looked extremely happy.

FYI that was Battle of the Sexes 2, The challenge was melt with you, And Shane said that. :)

Ibis, BOTS2 - Were gonna stand up and start voting people ***** off.... buh bye!

G2 MJ - beach and sponge challenge - "I'm sopping wet and I'm over Ibis and I think we have a kid on the way." ROFL!!

I forgot where I saw this, I think it might have been at the freshmeat reunion, they showed a few clips that weren't shown on the show and Theo was doing stand up for the cast (on the show) and he said: "everyone is sitting Indian style, and Tonya is sitting ***** style" haha that was funny. Then Tonya did an awkward laugh, pretending she was into it! "I would LOVE to send Emily home, She sent me home from Cabo." Veronica BOTS1 (Just always pops into my head for some reason)

Some are paraphrased: Inferno: Veronica: "I'm going to send Katie in because... I want to." Kendal: "Mike you remind me of a brick. Ya wanna know why? Because I wanna lay ya." and of course the obvious ****** molesting, beating******* up ones ;) Gauntlet 2: Julie: "The CLUTCH?!?!?! THE ****ING CLUTCH?!?!?! Julie: "Who wants to stay more?!" Kina: "I do, *****!" Cara (to Danny): I wasn't laughing at you, okay maybe I was a little..." And I also loved when Kina and Derrick were on Jo's bed with the chocolate syrup. Kina says something like "Everybody wants some chocolate syrup!" and it just sounds so ridiculous and funny how she says it. Montana: Beth has all the credibility of a late night infomercial. Montana: Beth has had no personal growth in the last ten years, except for in her thighs. Beth: She's lucky I didn't ****ing *****slap her. Cameran mispronouncing succumb as "circum" to the gauntlet gods LOL. Yeah I just rewatched that challenge. Good stuff. Haha.

ViewRam90;16981 wrote:
GOTTA LOVE JULIE !!! she is one of my faves !!!

Another funny quote from that episode was from Syrus..He says something like "If Danny beats Alton then my team is guaranteed to win this whole challenge" Alton is soo nice..especially because he didnt want to embarass Danny too much "just try" says Alton. LOL

I really like Alton...he has the sweetest smile and he always seems so nice and genuine...the only thing that killed it was his dating Irulan, LOL. my favorite quote came from Parisa... "have a nice flight"

Ms. Dynasty;67888 wrote:
G2 MJ - beach and sponge challenge - "I'm sopping wet and I'm over Ibis and I think we have a kid on the way." ROFL!!

LMAO that's a good one!

Stacee_Danielle;67924 wrote:
my favorite quote came from Parisa... "have a nice flight"

This one too!! <3 Parisa...how could I forget?!

mph922;67917 wrote:
Yeah I just rewatched that challenge. Good stuff. Haha.

I did too just a few days ago. Those are all cl***ics. I like the "I'm a grown *** man!" from Syrus that TJ nonchalantly replies with "Who isn't." Also the "We're gonna treat this thing like a monster truck rally!" for the Beth/Montana Gauntlet.

"The wicked witch is dead" Gauntlet Road Rules team when Irulan fell

Ha! I love Syrus..He always has some smart and funny shit to say..But TJ Lavin irritates me with what he sometimes says..

"awwwww. our little baby is all grown up making out with slmeballs" - Wes talking to Diem about her and CT

Tina on Coral & Evan getting eliminated on Fresh Meat. "Coral is my friend and I'm sad to see her go but as far as the game goes..OH YEAH BUH BYE"- LOL Tina is such a *****.

I'm watching the Inferno I now: - Coral when David is picking stuff for the market challenge: "Oh my God David, are you on crack?" (Well, that whole challenge was hilarious) - The way Darrell pronounces 'Inferno' cracks me up too every time I hear it! - Timmy on the paintballchallenge: "This is the only time you're gonna see me nail Trishelle"..Gotta love Timmy! - Coral about her 'duel' with Julie: "I wear a 32 double D bra, one **** alone could kick her ***".

Evan from last nights episode "I don't speak gibberish, I only speak canadian English" Issac from last night "Give me a year and a half, and I'll come back looking like Landon. I'll come back looking like Megatron."

Stacee_Danielle;68393 wrote:
"Give me a year and a half, and I'll come back looking like Landon. I'll come back looking like Megatron."

"You can't grow a toenail back in a day, it takes months.....full of days."

superchico;68513 wrote:
"You can't grow a toenail back in a day, it takes months.....full of days."

That was classic, Full of days :)

Syrus - "Mike, you are three men and one woman all in one!" (Inferno I)

GoldenWarrior;16768 wrote:
Frank: "The *** are you talking about? Our team is terrible. We got Tori who is probably a traitor. Rachel is a HORRIBLE Competitor and a HORRIBLE Athlete. Me and Nehemiah are well-rounded, we're good. Jillian is great and Johanna is ok. But overall our team is terrible."

LOL, That is why I love Frank. It just proves that you can be the suckiest team in the history of the challenge, and still win.

when isaac said why he picked landon for the duel and it was because landon cut his toenail.

CrazyRealityGuy;68516 wrote:
That was classic, Full of days :)

Lol, my first thought when he said that was, as opposed to months that aren't full of days? Haha!

"If you see me on a challenge, get rid of me first. History repeats itself. If you not with me, you aint winning baby."--Darrell on Fresh Meat (4 for 4).

"I can't be your partner! I'd rather be a partner with Tonya hobbling along on some damn crutches!" - Ayanna to Ellen (Battle Of The Sexes 1) "The next mission better be the boys have to sew some *** or bake some ***". - Melissa (Battle Of The Sexes 1)

On Battle of the Sexes 1, Blair was always very close to last place in the leaderboard points and he said "I'm like herpes dude, like, you might lose track of me but I'm always there".

jhl182;69038 wrote:
"I can't be your partner! I'd rather be a partner with Tonya hobbling along on some damn crutches!" - Ayanna to Ellen (Battle Of The Sexes 1)

Hobbling along... hahah The funny thing about Ayanna is she doesn't mean to be funny whatsoever, but some of the things she says are hysterical! "I slept in my uniform last night, because I wanted to win today :)" BOTS2 "Swear to G-d you didn't copy it, Let me hear it. Ohhh girl, you better than me" to Veronica, Semester at Sea

I didn't read this whole thread but one of my favorites is from the mouth of Tami(RW LA) aimed at David after he pulled the sheets off and revealed Tami in her undies. 'It wasn't not funny' - Tami LOL

"It's me, Tyrie, Jenn, and Dunbar fighting off the train called Derrick." - Paula on the Island

cjslife;69420 wrote:
"It's me, Tyrie, Jenn, and Dunbar fighting off the train called Derrick." - Paula on the Island

I think that's my favorite Derrick moment of all time. It looked like Jenn winced when Ashli said his name. He just ran that game. Dunbar was flying all over the place and Paula couldn't successfully get to her feet.

"Unfortunately, Eric just kind of rolls me off the edge like a little dog playing with a little ball with it's nose" - Wes on the duel 1 and on the same episode "Beth! Everyones not out to get you so stop being paranoid" - ..Robin