Survivor 47: Spoiler-Free Thread

I'd kinda live for a "Survivor losers" season with the most socially inept players of all time. It would be messier than Gabon. https://x.com/realityysimp/status/1836580152387518471?s=46

ANDY IS BISE•XUAL OMG I'M RUBBING MY P•USSY RN

YES!!! So happy Jon left first. They were gonna make him the 2nd coming of Cochran and shove him down our throats! WE WON!

Tina beating a brolic, the annoying nerdy "storyteller" leaving, and Angela winning a veto!!! I have never been so lucky in my reality tv watching.

Just looked at Jon's Instagram, he was too embarrassed to even promote his flop lol.

I hate watching this late cause now there is no one to discuss the premiere with.

Just looked at Jon's Instagram, he was too embarrassed to even promote his flop lol.

He barely looked like he cared the whole time he was there. Like he definitely didn't want to be a first boot because it's so embarrassing, but his whole face was "Blah" the whole time.

I really, really cannot stand new era Survivor casting. For some reason they just love casting these neurotic attention seeking losers that just are annoying for two to four episodes and go home. Andy, Gabe, Rome, all three of these guys are obnoxious weirdos.

Still feeling good in my potential challenge picks in Sam, TK, Tiyanna, and Sierra.

Just looked at Jon's Instagram, he was too embarrassed to even promote his flop lol.

He barely looked like he cared the whole time he was there. Like he definitely didn't want to be a first boot because it's so embarrassing, but his whole face was "Blah" the whole time.

It's the same old story every season.

Jeff's dollar store Oprah act needs to end. Not every moment has to be some deep philosophical moment. It's supposed to be a fun, cutthroat, strategical game. I hate him so much.

Jeff looked pissed with Andy I wish they let him lay into him like old Jeff would have 

Jeff looked pissed with Andy I wish they let him lay into him like old Jeff would have 

Agreed. I hate this soft PC Jeff.

Honestly losing john is a win, you just know Jeff wanted to make him the narrator. Andy is still one of the worst players ever tho.

 "It's time for you to go."

Jeff's dollar store Oprah act needs to end. Not every moment has to be some deep philosophical moment. It's supposed to be a fun, cutthroat, strategical game. I hate him so much.

I hate watching this late cause now there is no one to discuss the premiere with.

i got bored and tired halfway through so i didn't finish the second half until last night :/ 

Heard the word community and had to turn off the premiere yea this is just not gonna do

Everybody gay on this show whew

Everybody gay on this show whew

wym its like only 3 queers out of 18 here *****!

Yellow is screwed. The other guy not named Andy gave gay cause he was working with the women. Imagine having a tribe of 6 gworls. They will be the losing Luzon of the season 

Everybody gay on this show whew

Being gay on reality tv was revolutionary in 1992. Survivor acts like it's groundbreaking. Half the world is gay. Every straight person doesn't have to tell us they are straight.

Being gay on reality tv was revolutionary in 1992. Survivor acts like it's groundbreaking. Half the world is gay. Every straight person doesn't have to tell us they are straight.

?????????? 

Every straight person doesn't have to tell us they are straight.

This is so ******* stupid LOL 

Oh my God!  In the woke Survivor era I hadn't felt like I am watching a worthy season.  The challenges were pretty close and so far out of the blue team my favorite males are TK and Gabe.  Apparently, Andy is being promoted as an underdog Rupert version woke era and one of my pre picks Anika might just become a notorious villain!

I miss Lynne Spillman and misogynstic Jeff. This is why we have to stop bullying people for bad behavior.

In the Gata tribe come merge time, if they do survive enough Tribals then Anika, Rachel, and Andy might drop pride and vote off Sam since he isn't seen much until before the first Tribal.

The new era is ****** awesome. I liked Lynne, but she had misses EVERY season. In the new era, while I feel like there are some people who are less interesting than others, there are hardly any outright duds, and always a bunch of people that I'd love to see back. I don't want 50 to be new era only, but that's only because of people like Angelina from the 30s that we NEED to see back rather than because of the new era casts being bad. I've also enjoyed every single season of the new era. 

Lynne had more home runs AND more duds; whoever casts the new era is wayyyyyyy more consistent. 

Sol could be next since he only got one confessional about the red tribe uniting to vote off Rome.  Then again, once Romey Rome who runs these streets uses his Beware Advantage, he'll be golden Ponyboy for a while.

The new era is ****** awesome. I liked Lynne, but she had misses EVERY season. In the new era, while I feel like there are some people who are less interesting than others, there are hardly any outright duds, and always a bunch of people that I'd love to see back. I don't want 50 to be new era only, but that's only because of people like Angelina from the 30s that we NEED to see back rather than because of the new era casts being bad. I've also enjoyed every single season of the new era. 

Lynne had more home runs AND more duds; whoever casts the new era is wayyyyyyy more consistent. 

Awww, I was trying to get attention and it didn't work but that is actually my opinion.