Behind the Screen: The Real World: Portland - I Wanted Romance Not No Pant

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I think Jordan won this fight cause he said he couldnt get up. If you not hard of course your **** gonna be small...

— theman23

mph922;342602 wrote:I'm still loving the Averey/Johnny coupling. Even in they're fighting, I just find them so likeable for some reason...

— glitterbugJC

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Discussion thread about The Real World: Portland - I Wanted Romance Not No Pants with 18 replies from the Vevmo community.

The Real World: Portland - I Wanted Romance Not No Pants

theman23 ·
I think Jordan won this fight cause he said he couldnt get up .. If you not hard of course your **** gonna be small
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theman23#62
I think Jordan won this fight cause he said he couldnt get up .. If you not hard of course your **** gonna be small
glitterbugJC#63
mph922;342602 wrote:
I'm still loving the Averey/Johnny coupling. Even in they're fighting, I just find them so likeable for some reason. And funny.
Totally agree ...they ooze adorable
wutzrenzi#64
I feel like deep down Nia is secretly in love with Jordan and she's playing the immature school girl route. Her motives seem a bit deeper than just trying to punk Jordan.
Calinks#65
WOW... they are actually showing a replay. Stunned.
miker1252#66
you go to westfield?
KevinW#67
This episode was OK. Like most of the ones this season, started off super slow and kind of boring. Nia's prank on Jordan or whatever she wants to call it is just becoming awkward and cringe-worthy to have to watch. It's not even entertaining, it's just awkward. Jessica is annoying, making the guy sleep on the couch, that's a bit extreme. Like someone else said, she reminds me of Ashley from San Diego but Ashley was less annoying in some ways.
ILoveRW#68
I'm starting to lose interest in this season :(, even the Nia drama next week I'm not too bothered about.
TDMEL52#69
miker1252;342609 wrote:
you go to westfield?
yeah
CherryPie#70
Ok, the whole thing with Nia and Jordan was just so played up. I know what she was trying to do, but she went about it the wrong way, and I don't see how the results of his little experiment were conclusive in any way. Maybe he said no because he's not into having his **** on TV, doesn't matter how big or small it is. LOL Bacchus, I'm watching the episode right now and your comments are funnier than the show.
jojorules;342534 wrote:
Wait what happened to that guy Jess was writing that poem for?
Right? Like Jordan said, "that was like... 'someone died' type crying". She was dramatic about it. And for what? She seemed to have moved on.
TDMEL52;342555 wrote:
Tyler doesn't even fit on the couch.
Right?
jojorules;342565 wrote:
Jess seems a lot like Ashley from sd2 like very obvious of the camera. But Ashley was way hotter and less annoying imo
My God, that's exactly what I was thinking. Well, I think they're equally as annoying.
jojorules;342592 wrote:
not to get off topic, but i can imagine ron/sam with a kid and saying 'you want to see some old videos of your mom and dad" as it shows ron destroying all her stuff
boop! you win for the night.
theman23;342604 wrote:
I think Jordan won this fight cause he said he couldnt get up .. If you not hard of course your **** gonna be small
wut
flowerchild#71
I agree. Definately needs to pick it up or ill find something else to watch
Anonymous#72
Anyone notice that when Averey and Johnny were talking about the email that we could only hear them talking but never saw them actually speak? I wonder where the conversation actually took place. Was some pretty shoddy editing, showing Averey when Johnny was "talking" and showing Johnny when Averey was "talking".
Nostalgic#73
flowerchild;342771 wrote:
I agree. Definately needs to pick it up or ill find something else to watch
What do you mean? The pacing is fine.
Youssarian#74
I don't even understand what Nia was trying to prove with Jordan at the beginning of the episode. Jessica is so not into Tyler. They dragged out this whole Bridget drama for an entire episode when it was really nothing. Just a really weird, awkward episode overall.
Nostalgic#75
The last part I totally agree with you. I still can't stand Johnny and Averey though. If you watched and paid attention she said why she was doing the things to Jordan that she was. :)
jr588#76
Finally caught up on this episode. The story editing is so bad this season. They spend about a minute and a half of one episode on one of the roommates leaving the show, and then they spend about an episode and a half on Nia backing out of blowing Jordan? Give me a break, BMP - no wonder why nobody is watching.
wutzrenzi#77
jr588;343013 wrote:
Finally caught up on this episode. The story editing is so bad this season. They spend about a minute and a half of one episode on one of the roommates leaving the show, and then they spend about an episode and a half on Nia backing out of blowing Jordan? Give me a break, BMP - no wonder why nobody is watching.
They only spent the last 5 minutes of one episode, had a cliffhanger and then opened the episode with the continuation which lasted 5 minutes as well. They have a tendency to do that nowadays ex. Eric/Devyn cliffhanger from BOTS. There's other elements of the editing that I like but others need some work. I for one don't care about Daisy or pets (but some people do) and I'd much rather them not squeeze her into the episode or the opening credits unless we're foreshadowing and later in the season Daisy is used to stir up drama. Maybe Avery has Daisy **** in someones (Nia's) bed, I don't know...
Nostalgic#78
jr588;343013 wrote:
Finally caught up on this episode. The story editing is so bad this season. They spend about a minute and a half of one episode on one of the roommates leaving the show, and then they spend about an episode and a half on Nia backing out of blowing Jordan? Give me a break, BMP - no wonder why nobody is watching.
She didn't back out---she never intended to blow Jordan. There's a difference.
tstubb91#79
The shots of them in the RV before going skiing really gave me a "Road Rules" or "Road Rules" vs current "Real World" Season vibe. I would love to see that kind of spice with this season/cast. Wish BMP would get their act together.

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